real fruit · real salt · real honey
salty smiles.
Changing the way you experience hydration. Made in Minnesota.
Pick your packets, tell us how you want them, place the order. One scroll.
1Pick your packets
Quick add
One tap fills your cart with a ready-made mix, tweak it after.
Classic: single-serve packets
$3/packet on card (drops to $2 + a free packet at 15+). Pay cash for a flat $2/packet.
Tap + to add regular or 🍋 lemon-y packets, mix & match any in-stock flavor (lemon-y is +$0.50/pkt).
Squared²: resealable, high-output $6.00 / pkt
What’s in squared²?
The classic formula, turned up: 50% DV sodium, 200% DV magnesium, 20% DV potassium, 1000 mg vitamin C, 25 g honey sugar, organic beetroot, and 75 mg caffeine. Contains caffeine.
Tap + to add regular or 🍋 lemon-y packets (lemon-y is +$1.00/pkt).
Online: $6/pkt, minimum 2 (sold in 2s) · cash: $6/pkt, $5 at 3+ · resealable, two doses each.
2How you want it
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4Place your order
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Placing an order sends it straight to Salty Smiles, we’ll text you to confirm & arrange payment (cash, card, or Venmo). Nothing is charged here.
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Why Salty Smiles
We source sugar right
Your body absorbs sodium and water best with a little glucose. We use organic vacuum-dried honey and real fruit, not a synthetic sweetener bath.*
Minnesota fruit, Utah salt
Strawberries and raspberries grown here in Minnesota; unrefined Redmond real salt with 60+ trace minerals.
Already balanced
No guessing, no chasing your tail with salt and water, the ratios are pre-built for steady, comfortable hydration.*
Classic vs squared²
Not sure which? See the two formulas side by side and pick your fit.
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